Magic Mirror rape, ahahaha

Battle between 119119 and Alaphlosiam started!

Tier: Dream World
Variation: +14, -17
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Species Clause

Alaphlosiam sent out Smuglord! (Jarooda)
119119 sent out Skarmory!

Start of turn 1
Alaphlosiam called Smuglord back!
Alaphlosiam sent out Espeon!

The foe's Skarmory used Stealth Rock!
The foe's Skarmory's Stealth Rock was bounced back by Magic Mirror!
Pointed stones float in the air around 119119's team!

Start of turn 2
Espeon used Calm Mind!
Espeon's Sp. Att. rose!
Espeon's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Skarmory used Roar!
The foe's Skarmory's Roar was bounced back by Magic Mirror!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Blaziken!
The foe's Blaziken was dragged out!

Start of turn 3
Espeon used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Blaziken lost 87% of its health!
The foe's Blaziken fainted!

119119 sent out Jarooda!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Jarooda!

Start of turn 4
The foe's Jarooda used Taunt!
The foe's Jarooda's Taunt was bounced back by Magic Mirror!
The foe's Jarooda fell for the taunt!

Espeon used Psychic!
The foe's Jarooda lost 87% of its health!
The foe's Jarooda fainted!

119119 sent out Kerudio!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kerudio!

Start of turn 5
Espeon used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Kerudio lost 93% of its health!
The foe's Kerudio fainted!

119119 sent out Skarmory!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Skarmory!

Start of turn 6
Espeon used Calm Mind!
Espeon's Sp. Att. rose!
Espeon's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Skarmory used Taunt!
The foe's Skarmory's Taunt was bounced back by Magic Mirror!
The foe's Skarmory fell for the taunt!

The foe's Skarmory restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 7
Espeon used Calm Mind!
Espeon's Sp. Att. rose!
Espeon's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Skarmory used Struggle!
Espeon lost 46 HP! (16% of its health)
Espeon is hit with recoil!

Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Skarmory restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 8
Espeon used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Skarmory lost 78% of its health!
The foe's Skarmory fainted!

Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
119119 sent out Breloom!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Breloom!

Start of turn 9
Espeon used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Breloom lost 93% of its health!
The foe's Breloom fainted!

Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
119119 sent out Porygon-Z!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Porygon-Z!

Start of turn 10
Espeon used Psychic!

OHKO'd it, won the battle. He ended it early.

The ending is fucking hilarious

Start of turn 54
NewLCv called Steelix back!
NewLCv sent out Weezing!

Erufuun used Substitute!
Erufuun made a substitute!

Erufuun restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Weezing restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
NewLCv: zzzzzzz
Alaphlosiam: lol
NewLCv: FORFEIT NOOB

Start of turn 55
Erufuun used Leech Seed!
The foe's Weezing was seeded!

The foe's Weezing used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
Erufuun's substitute faded!

Erufuun restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Weezing restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Weezing's health is sapped by leech seed.
Alaphlosiam: You called me a noob. I'm not forfeiting now.
Alaphlosiam: In fact, enjoy waiting like 4 mins for a response now, lol.
NewLCv: FUCK U NOOB NERD

Then he forfeited. Fucking lol

THREE CRITICAL HITS IN A ROW WTF

Battle between Killler and Alaphlosiam started!

Tier: Dream World
Variation: +20, -11
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Species Clause

Alaphlosiam sent out Infernape!
Killler sent out Politoed!
The foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!

Start of turn 1
Alaphlosiam called Infernape back!
Alaphlosiam sent out Erufuun!

The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
It's not very effective...
Erufuun lost 141 HP! (53% of its health)

Rain continues to fall!
Erufuun restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 2
Erufuun used Leech Seed!
The foe's Politoed was seeded!

The foe's Politoed used Ice Beam!
It's super effective!
Erufuun lost 139 HP! (52% of its health)
Erufuun fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Alaphlosiam sent out Espeon!

Start of turn 3
Espeon used Calm Mind!
Espeon's Sp. Att. rose!
Espeon's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
Espeon lost 271 HP! (100% of its health)
Espeon fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Alaphlosiam: Fucking crits all day against me
Alaphlosiam sent out Sableye!

Start of turn 4
Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
The foe's Politoed was burned!

The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
Alaphlosiam: Seriously wtf
Sableye lost 304 HP! (100% of its health)
Sableye fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Politoed is hurt by its burn!
Alaphlosiam sent out Infernape!

Start of turn 5
Zoroaaku used Dark Pulse!
The foe's Politoed lost 53% of its health!

The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
Zoroaaku lost 236 HP! (90% of its health)
Zoroaaku fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Politoed is hurt by its burn!
Alaphlosiam: You've got to be fucking kidding me
Alaphlosiam: That's, what, 3 or 4 crits in a row?
Alaphlosiam sent out Infernape!

Start of turn 6
Infernape used Grass Knot!
It's super effective!
The foe's Politoed lost 21% of its health!
The foe's Politoed fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Killler sent out Rotom-W!

Start of turn 7
The foe's Rotom-W used Hydro Pump!
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 264 HP! (90% of its health)
Infernape fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Alaphlosiam sent out Shandera!

Start of turn 8
The foe's Rotom-W used Hydro Pump!
The attack of the foe's Rotom-W missed!

Shandera used Shadow Ball!
The foe's Rotom-W lost 51% of its health!
The foe's Rotom-W's Sp. Def. fell!

Rain continues to fall!

Start of turn 9
The foe's Rotom-W used Hydro Pump!
It's super effective!

Battle between Elliot and Alaphlosiam started!

Tier: OverUsed
Variation: +8, -23
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause

Alaphlosiam sent out Shandera! (This is Zoroark)
Elliot sent out Pendoraa!

Start of turn 1
Zoroaaku used Nasty Plot!
Zoroaaku's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

The foe's Pendoraa used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of Alaphlosiam's team!

Start of turn 2
Zoroaaku used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The foe's Pendoraa lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Pendoraa fainted!

Elliot sent out Kiki! (Chirachiino)

Start of turn 3
Zoroaaku used Dark Pulse!
A critical hit!
The foe's Kiki lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Kiki fainted!

Elliot sent out Urugamosu!

Start of turn 4
Zoroaaku used Dark Pulse!
The foe's Urugamosu lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Urugamosu fainted!

Elliot sent out Kojondo!

Start of turn 5
Zoroaaku used Flamethrower!
The foe's Kojondo lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Kojondo fainted!

Elliot sent out Zippo! (Denchura)

Start of turn 6
Zoroaaku used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
The foe's Zippo lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Zippo fainted!

Elliot sent out Shandera!

Start of turn 7
Zoroaaku used Dark Pulse!
It's super effective!
The foe's Shandera lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Shandera fainted!

Alaphlosiam won the battle!
Alaphlosiam: gg
Elliot: I guess we need to train more...
Alaphlosiam: Zoroark sweep
Alaphlosiam: wow

Dom and potatoes

(9:21:43 PM) Dommy: lol me and this guy got screwed at for lobbing potatoes off the top of halls about an hour ago haha
(9:21:53 PM) Nick: lmao
(9:22:00 PM) Dommy: literally were just chucking baked potatoes off the top cos they were too old to be edible
(9:22:03 PM) Nick: literally cracked up at that
(9:22:08 PM) Dommy: then a few minutes later this guy comes up
(9:22:15 PM) Dommy: like "who the fuck was throwing potatoes"
(9:22:18 PM) Nick: oh god just picturing this, lol'ing so hard
(9:22:34 PM) Dommy: and I was like "I don't know man, who would do such a terrible thing", literally straight faced
(9:22:59 PM) Dommy: and he goes "I was standing at the bottom and the potatoes landed next to me, couple of inches towards me and I could have been killed" and walks out
(9:23:06 PM) Dommy: and I nearly cried with laughter
(9:23:15 PM) Nick: lmfao

Nothing like MOTHERFUCKING TECHNICIAN BRELOOM

Battle between Alaphlosiam and AKP started!

Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause

AKP sent out Smeargle!
Alaphlosiam sent out Smuglord! (Jarooda)

Start of turn 1
Smuglord used Leaf Storm!
A critical hit!
The foe's Smeargle lost 100% of its health!
Smuglord's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
The foe's Smeargle fainted!

AKP sent out Heatran!

Start of turn 2
The foe's Heatran used Fire Blast!
It's super effective!
Smuglord lost 263 HP! (90% of its health)
Smuglord fainted!

Alaphlosiam sent out Gyarados!

Gyarados intimidates the foe's Heatran!
The foe's Heatran's Attack fell!

Start of turn 3
AKP called Heatran back!
AKP sent out Nattorei!

Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
Gyarados's Attack rose!
Gyarados's Speed rose!

Start of turn 4
Gyarados used Taunt!
The foe's Nattorei fell for the taunt!

The foe's Nattorei can't use Toxic after the taunt!

Dragonfire50337 is watching the battle.

Start of turn 5
Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
Gyarados's Attack rose!
Gyarados's Speed rose!

The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Gyarados lost 150 HP! (40% of its health)

Gyarados restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 6
Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
Gyarados's Attack rose!
Gyarados's Speed rose!

The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
The attack of the foe's Nattorei missed!

Gyarados restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Nattorei's taunt ended!

Start of turn 7
Gyarados used Taunt!
The foe's Nattorei fell for the taunt!

The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Dragonfire50337 stopped watching the battle.
Gyarados lost 165 HP! (44% of its health)

Gyarados restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 8
Gyarados used Waterfall!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Nattorei lost 30% of its health!
The foe's Nattorei's Iron Barbs hurts Gyarados

The foe's Nattorei flinched!

Gyarados restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 9
Alaphlosiam called Gyarados back!
Alaphlosiam sent out Emboar! (Enbuoo)

The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
It's not very effective...
Emboar lost 110 HP! (30% of its health)

The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Nattorei's taunt ended!

Start of turn 10
AKP called Nattorei back!
AKP sent out Dragonite!

Emboar used Flare Blitz!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Dragonite lost 40% of its health!
Emboar is hit with recoil!

The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 11
The foe's Dragonite used Roost!
The foe's Dragonite landed on the ground!
The foe's Dragonite regained health!

Emboar used Head Smash!
The foe's Dragonite lost 68% of its health!
Emboar is hit with recoil!
Emboar fainted!

The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Alaphlosiam sent out Scizor!

Start of turn 12
AKP called Dragonite back!
AKP sent out Nattorei!

Scizor used Bullet Punch!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Nattorei lost 17% of its health!
The foe's Nattorei's Iron Barbs hurts Scizor

The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 13
Alaphlosiam called Scizor back!
Alaphlosiam sent out Breloom!

The foe's Nattorei used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Alaphlosiam's team!

The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 14
Breloom used Spore!
The foe's Nattorei fell asleep!

The foe's Nattorei is fast asleep!

The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 15
AKP called Nattorei back!
AKP sent out Burungeru!

Breloom used Swords Dance!
Breloom's Attack sharply rose!

Start of turn 16
Breloom used Bullet Seed!
It's super effective!
The foe's Burungeru lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Burungeru fainted!
Hit 1 times!

AKP: Holy crap.
AKP sent out Heatran!

Start of turn 17
Breloom used Mach Punch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Heatran lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Heatran fainted!

AKP sent out Nattorei!

Start of turn 18
Breloom used Swords Dance!
Breloom's Attack sharply rose!

The foe's Nattorei is fast asleep!

The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 19
Breloom used Mach Punch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Nattorei lost 89% of its health!
The foe's Nattorei's Iron Barbs hurts Breloom
The foe's Nattorei fainted!

AKP sent out Dragonite!

Start of turn 20
Breloom used Mach Punch!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Dragonite lost 37% of its health!
The foe's Dragonite fainted!

AKP sent out Zuruzukin!

Start of turn 21
Breloom used Spore!
The foe's Zuruzukin fell asleep!

The foe's Zuruzukin is fast asleep!

Start of turn 22
Breloom used Bullet Seed!
The foe's Zuruzukin lost 82% of its health!
The foe's Zuruzukin lost 17% of its health!
The foe's Zuruzukin fainted!
Hit 2 times!

Alaphlosiam won the battle!
Alaphlosiam: gg
AKP: gg